UNHINGED
Ironic matchmaking · Mismatch first

Find the person you should
absolutely not text back.

UNHINGED is a matchmaking app for people who are tired of optimized sameness. Instead of ranking your most compatible match first, we look for tension, instability, chemistry, asymmetry, and beautifully questionable decisions.

5 symbolic systems blended with AI narration and compatibility overlays
1:1 standalone stack on Fly, Supabase, and Netlify with no legacy dependency
0% interest in selling you safe, predictable, beige romance

The Concept

Most matchmaking products tell you who fits. UNHINGED tells you who bends the room. The product is intentionally theatrical, but the infrastructure is serious: independent backend, independent database, independent deploy surface.

Mismatch engine

Ranked by incompatibility

The feed inverts the usual logic so your first result is the person most likely to feel electric, questionable, and hard to ignore.

Narrated outputs

Audio, PDF, and shareable artifacts

Every reading can turn into a spoken breakdown, downloadable PDF, or dramatic profile summary for the next bad decision.

Visual identity

Warmer, sharper, more dangerous

The site and app lean into heat, risk, and irony rather than mystical reassurance. It should feel deliberate, not derivative.

Original Score

A small looping soundtrack from the app. The larger public archive for user-published songs now lives on Soundscapes.

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UNHINGED · Original score
  • 01 Chaos Theme · Ambient Looped
  • 02 Pricing Room Unlock

App Preview

Preview screens from the current app design. The app is in the testing pipeline and will be published soon.

UNHINGED matchmaking app home screen with clay sculpture couple and Decode your romantic chaos tagline
UNHINGED relationship dynamic slider from boring to borderline intensity with vampire clay figure
UNHINGED birth data entry screen with date time and location fields over miniature clay village
UNHINGED language preference selection screen with primary and secondary language options
UNHINGED account creation screen with name and gender selection over shocked clay couple
UNHINGED login screen with Email Apple and Google sign-in options with trophy clay figures

How it works

1. Build your profile Birth data, language preferences, and photos turn into symbolic readings and visual assets.
2. Invert compatibility Instead of "best fit," the engine surfaces tension, volatility, asymmetry, and intrigue.
3. Open the dossier Get a narrated mismatch report, public gallery visibility, and a dramatic call-to-action.

What the first release is built to do

Public marketing surface This site: concept, tone, media, sound, and the mismatch-first value proposition.
Legal surface Privacy and terms pages aligned to the new product and support addresses.
iOS and Android app release Five-system readings, narrated dossiers, audio exports, and a looping in-app soundtrack.